Afflicted New Zealand is supposed to be one of the safest places on earth. It consistently ranks on those travel website/magazine lists, thanks to geographic isolation, nuclear-free status, and low crime rate (no mention of the fact NZ is riddled with fault lines and sprinkled with live volcanoes). http://www.expatify.com/advice/10-best-places-to-live-for-escaping-world-conflict.html Anyways, I feel safe here. But even a safe place has sand traps – benign pockets of silica that can ensnare you (such as NZ's 10,000/16,000 miles/kilometers of coastline). Before you know it, you're affected, or even worse – afflicted. I may have caught something here. I'm sure it's not serious, because I've only had it a few days. These bugs can stuff you up, though. I know exactly where I got afflicted- in the middle of downtown Mt. Maunganui, on the sidewalk. It was dark, I'd had some wine, and maybe wasn't as cautious as I should've been. My big feet have a way of t...
When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home. - Erma Bombeck