Mac Attack Oct. 25, 2010 Club Mac, near Porto Alcudia, Majorca, Spain Macky the Mascot at Club Mac's Mini Disco Gabriella dancing to Michael Jackson's "Dirty Diana" Water too cold to swim Fiona gets her hair braided at the Alcudia market Scattering Sean's ashes at Cap Formentor Chelsea and Finley at Alcudia's Roman ruins Lunch in Pollenta Sangria and The Full Monty I'm drunk. Let's get that out of the way. Something about all-you-can-drink Sangria will do that to you. I'm in an alternate universe on the island of Majorca, Spain, called Club Mac. It's one of those all-inclusive resorts. I'd never been to an all-inclusive before, unless you count the 3-night Royal Caribbean cruise Sean and I took from Los Angeles to Ensenada, Mexico, a couple months before Fiona was born. This place is...like vacationing in Liverpool, England, or Stoke-on-Something. Imagine the cast of "The Full Monty," only with at leas...
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